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Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever
YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣
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[Narrator: A scientist in Peru [pause for peep] captured this, escaping from the tiny body [pause for peep] of a sleeping hummingbird. [pause for peep] A high-pitched [pause for peep] but unmistakable snore. [pause for peep] Hummingbirds are loved for their beauty and speed [pause for peep] but this one was behaving a little bit like a human. [pause for peep] The perfect cute-response trigger.]
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Tegan: This is my favorite song [hang on to the night] off our new record. When Sara sent it to me I tried to get her edit the lyrics and what’s really frustrating about being in a band with Sara for 20 years is that she pretty much has never done anything I asked her to do. But there was the lyric change I wanted in the chorus which she didn’t do. And then record came out. Almost immediately people online attached to the song, specifically people who were suffering from anxiety or people who have tough time and I was like, “Oh my god, I almost ruined Sara’s song”. And I wanted formally apologize, because now it’s my favorite song and when I sing the chorus I’m like, “Oh, it’s good. Almost fucked that up.“ [x]
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